"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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