started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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