So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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