I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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