i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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