We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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