In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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