haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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