dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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