I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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