You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize