His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize