normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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