it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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