Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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