They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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