At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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