It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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