just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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