I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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