You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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