Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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