A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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