I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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