she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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