found the other keg... it's in the tree
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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