Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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