She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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