There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
is it fun? or sober?
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