dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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