There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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