why didn't you poke me back
he thought i was a dude.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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