Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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