What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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