you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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