bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Come on in and take your pants off
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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