i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
operation harelip BJ is a go
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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