He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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