whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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