I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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