the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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