handjob tips. give me some.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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