real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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