since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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