you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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