Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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