Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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