I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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