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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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