Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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