i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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